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zeldathemes

godtierin:

cas-motherfucking-tiel:

adhdotlexia:

digi831:

dracze:

jerk-bending:

megg33k:

laceyandthegreatpumpkin:

alfredknot:

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

Reblog every time

I love this so much

I’m not even in this fandom

I made a tumblr to reblog this gif.  Life complete.

ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE

Reblogging.

And the award for best cosplay ever goes to

wait..how the aCTUAL FUCK ARE YOU NOT IN THIS FANDOM

this gif is the sole reason i wanted to start cosplaying

dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common

The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest.
Anonymous (via felicefawn)

atm-of-erebus:

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

I fucking loved this part of the movie. 

periwinkleletters:

tinalikesbutts:

deansoup:

homol0gy:

psychara:

Call it Satanic or call it common sense.

If they do not stop, destroy them

If Satan needs consent u need consent

Today on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

COMMON SENSE.

apinchofsanity:

fadingnebula:

ninjagurlftw:

spacemuffinz:

bowiesglassspider:

toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

bowiesglassspider:

htepotat:

countsassmaster:

bowiesglassspider:

bowiesglassspider:

GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE EATING RAW COCOA

EVEN AS I TYPE NOW I CAN FEEL IT BURNING AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT

DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SUGAR IS

FUCK

IT IS STILL BURNING

I DRANK LIKE A PINT OF RIBENA

AND IT STILL BURNS

what a bunch of wimps

i dont understand its just chocolate its not even dark chocolate its just regular old hershey’s milk chocolate

what where you expecting

Just to clear things up I’m british and I was expecting a bar of chocolate that had some semblance of sugar or milk

Hershey’s just appears to be solid cocoa death

wait so is british chocolate just like pure sugar or something

Pretty much

How do you think we survive such long periods of uninteresting bland politics and weather

i love the real world news via tumblr

good lord try eating dark chocolate… i would like to see their reactions to that :3

the british are weak, we have found their achilles heel

I can totally vouch for this. I’m British and I tried Hershey’s once, sure biting into it was okay but I wasn’t prepared for the vomit after-taste that accompanies it >.< How the fuck do you people eat that shit I don’t know

rybread-dukeofaverage:

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

Who sees this and thinks of Harry Potter and not Star Wars?

rybread-dukeofaverage:

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

Who sees this and thinks of Harry Potter and not Star Wars?

So my German teacher told us this story once

skeletons-keys:

the-ugliest-duckling:

He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.

brilliant

mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site