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Skeleton war tearing families apart

akireyreuq:

steampanic:

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waywardkhaos okay this is better than the email

Oh my god this is amazing

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

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akireyreuq:

mixyblue:

something i probably should have spent more time on

waywardkhaos
Homecoming senior year, let’s do this thing

Homecoming senior year, let’s do this thing

Life Lessons from the PSAT

komodoclassic:

1. The Harry Potter fandom will never be truly satisfied

2. Always ask about the spiritual importance of the calligraphy

3. Children are like dolphins

4. Don’t try to do things simultaneously at the same time

5. The Grand Canyon does not have a fixed value P

6. Make sure you don’t use your calculator to cheat at English

7. Don’t get sick or they will DESTROY your answer sheet

8. Grain mills are really important

9. Don’t talk about the test *

* indicates that rule is optional

norwegi-licious:

"Could you describe your religion for me please?"

"Oh well we strongly believe in-"

"No I mean numerically, select your religion within the numbers 0-99 please"

psat 2013: you've never seen a cow
psat 2014: you've never seen the grand canyon
psat 2015: t you've never seen life as we know it. you've never lived. you're whole life is just your imagination. you're in the matrix. welcome to nightvale. i give you a hamburger.

qinai:

Petition for tumblr staff to write the PSAT next year

person: do you have a criminal record?
me: well one time the psats were hilarious..,......,.,........,,,
Guy from Boston: The Grand Canyon is one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
Garcia Lopez de Cardenas: Yeah but you didn't really see it like me because your current understanding of its beauty is driven by the idea that your perception of the canyon has to match or exceed the criteria set by some obscure postcard you've seen of-
Guy from Boston: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so bedazzled right now